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My cat's a bean
He ate my human weed
Induced my panic, a heart attack
And now it's in his digestive tract
Huh
See how he runs
My cat is dumb
He ate my special sprout
And now he is down for the count
Ahh
Killer
Chloroplast killer
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(If I Were a) Horse
01:13
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If I was a horse, I would wanna live in Maryland
And live by the water, my legs would be so hairy and
I'd make some friends, just like me, we'd lay under a maple tree
And everything would be more simple than it is right now
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Big Brother
01:29
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I can't live by myself anymore
I need some help from my big brother
He's always listening and he's awfully good at watching me
And I think he'll watch me forever
I don't want to be myself anymore
But I don't want to be someone else
And I promise you that I won't kill myself
I can't promise you a thing
Bleapbleapbleapbleapbleapbleapbleapbleapbleap
*fart sound*
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I don't want to be a part of your plan
Using me to do the things that you can't
You're giving me an anxiety attack
And I don't want to be a part of the man
He says he's doing me no harm
But the things that he does takes a fucking leg and a fucking arm
It's not a wake up call, it's an alarm
Like GG Allin at the Christmas tree farm
"Bob""Bob""Bob""Bob""Bob""Bob"
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Kidnap the Cook
02:34
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We'll get the cook when no one's looking
Wrap him up and keep him muted
Ideally, no injuries
Just get the goddamn recipe
There he goes, his end of shift
We did it once, and did it quick
But a messy partner hit his head
The secret and the cook is dead
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Voodoo Magick
03:32
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N/A
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Sell Phone
01:22
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Please don't throw your trash in my yard
Holding onto your empty soda can't possibly be that hard
I get it, I'm impatient as well
But I'd rather wait the second than the three years I'd be in a jail cell
And these kids are pretty quick on their feet,
So you're looking for some trouble when you're going nearly sixty down my street
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