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i saw "Bob" in my tortilla
i saw "Bob" in a tortilla
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"Bob" Rant B
04:34
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to sell a religion you dont need all the answers, just one good answer
and to be good, that answer doesn't have to make a lick of sense
not quite understanding "Bob" is the first step towards "Bob"
you can't understand "Bob" and the point is not trying
"Bob" is all things to all people and no things to certain people and a different thing entirely after 7pm on alternate thursdays and it is by his complete pointlessness he is the ultimate point of all things
many cannot intellectually accept that this is the way "Bob" works
that he is smart enough to be dumb enough to always do the wrong thing perfectly
its a dumbass thing you would understand but you wouldnt believe you understand
it is said that "Bob" has two hemispheres in his brain
in his right brain there is nothing left and in his left brain theres nothing right
you see
what "Bob" posses is far more powerful than brains
what "Bob" possesses is luck...
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"Bob" Rant A
02:05
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a palindrome protective dome the biggest joke youll ever know
uberwomen overmen doing everything we can to yell about the word of Dobbs
verbally attack
praise our yeti heritage and wallow in our slack
a subgenius levite who taps in the hive mind
while simultaneously and successfully manipulating both space and time
im a subgenius bard dammit im the head of the industrial nostril committee and were blowing psychic snot rockets out of all three tonight
i sure aint cupid but i am a connieite i confuse the sounds of my farts with the meows of kittens
||: kittens for "Bob" and catnip and frop :||
||: i smoke frop like a chimney dont choke on the smoke
im spitting on pinks that cant handle a joke :||
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there's some kittens waiting for me in my saucer
there's some kittens waiting up beyond the sky
there's some kittens waiting for me in my pleasure saucer
and they're meowing now we're free and pinks will fry
feline manning aircraft in the air
judgement day is here so don't be scared
apocalyptic purring and the swirling of the seas
who's prepared to die and meet their peace
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